Chimy's,Broadway

Not Quite a Picasso

Ah, Chimy's. Home to frat boys and margaritas.

I hope everyone knows Spanish, otherwise it could get awkward.

This bathroom is a fusion of Cubism, Impressionism, and industrialism, what with the Picasso, Van Gogh, and corrugated tin.

Overall, not bad, Chimy's, not bad. However, I've seen this place jam packed with popped collars and big glasses. Only one stall? FAIL.

Rating: One turd

Rocky LaRues

Keep it classy, Lubbock.

So cozy, so homey, so...burgundy. Love the wooden seat. They have a cinnamon-scented automatic air freshener that sounds like a sneezing ghost and that does an admirable job of covering up the sewer gas smell most of the time. BONUS: they had both paper towels and soap!

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Ah, and someone carved a shout-out to my friend Pat: