BarPM - 13th and University

Well played, BarPM, well played.





















Nice poster. Pretty mirror. Vase of eucalyptus on the tank. Odd lack of toilet paper holder.

Dig this Guinness poster. As much as I dislike this bar (they don't serve any draft beer, much less Guinness draft; their prices stink; and they play horrible jam band music), I can't find anything bad to say about this bathroom.

Rating: no turds.

Lone Star Oyster Bar, 34th St.

The Swamp
















This, folks, is a shitty bathroom. In addition to the rampant grime, it's got a lot wrong with it. Notice the missing tank lid? This is because this toilet requires constant jiggling so you can flush it. There is often about an inch of water on the floor (don't wear long jeans). My favorite touch is the fact that they put a round toilet seat on an oval toilet. On the plus side, they always have paper towels and soap.

(This is the back bathroom. The one in the front is just about as bad. It's really small, smells bad, and has no mirror. I once walked in there as a guy had walked out after pissing all over the seat. Great.)



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