Rating the bathrooms in Hub City bars and restaurants since 2010.
Loos are rated on a scale of zero steaming turds (indicating pristine conditions) to five steaming turds (indicating a vile, pestilential environment you wouldn't want your worst enemy to pee in).
This bathroom is huge and very, very green. The only negative aspects of this loo are its remoteness (it is sixty-one steps away from the table I usually sit at) and the fact that, without fail, every time I walk into this bathroom there are gangsta chicks arguing in it. "Girl, you betta watch yourself. I ain't even kidding."
It's like peeing in an alley. A clean, well-plumbed alley. Cute concept--alley fence gates, complete with address plates and alarm company signs. Mary Ann from Gilligan's Island is on the front door.
This is how bar bathrooms should be. Enough room to move around, bright, clean. Granted, this is a pretty new place--it has plenty of time to decay.
But for now, Zero steaming turds. Congrats, Depot Obar