Rocky LaRues

Keep it classy, Lubbock.

So cozy, so homey, so...burgundy. Love the wooden seat. They have a cinnamon-scented automatic air freshener that sounds like a sneezing ghost and that does an admirable job of covering up the sewer gas smell most of the time. BONUS: they had both paper towels and soap!

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Ah, and someone carved a shout-out to my friend Pat:

Lone Star Oyster Bar, 34th St.

The Swamp
















This, folks, is a shitty bathroom. In addition to the rampant grime, it's got a lot wrong with it. Notice the missing tank lid? This is because this toilet requires constant jiggling so you can flush it. There is often about an inch of water on the floor (don't wear long jeans). My favorite touch is the fact that they put a round toilet seat on an oval toilet. On the plus side, they always have paper towels and soap.

(This is the back bathroom. The one in the front is just about as bad. It's really small, smells bad, and has no mirror. I once walked in there as a guy had walked out after pissing all over the seat. Great.)



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